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New Name For Viagra
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InspectorGreenPen | Report | 14 Oct 2006 19:33 |
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Probably a bit naughty.....! |
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InspectorGreenPen | Report | 14 Oct 2006 19:34 |
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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 14 Oct 2006 19:52 |
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PETER!!!! *shocked* |
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Ladylol Pusser Cat | Report | 14 Oct 2006 19:54 |
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whoop a doodle nearly choked on me pickled onion |
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Sally Moonchild | Report | 14 Oct 2006 20:09 |
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Lovely one....I'm laughing so much that I'm wheezing.... |
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McB | Report | 14 Oct 2006 20:12 |
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Did you know there's a antidote pill, you don't take it, you put it in your shoe & it makes you limp. Brian |
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Conan | Report | 14 Oct 2006 20:12 |
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Fear not my fine Ladies................ for my good friend Peter and I have no need of such fanciful concoctions ( did I spell that right ? ) For no diverse chemical marriages could ever compete with the aroma of a real man. And I can assure My Ladies that our distinctive scent shall pervade this Board for longer than you ever thought possible. Dick xxxx |
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Cumbrian Caz~**~ | Report | 14 Oct 2006 20:12 |
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Love it Peter a bit of naughty stuff does no harm, just forgot what it is meself! caz xxxx |
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Sally Moonchild | Report | 14 Oct 2006 20:15 |
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Just loooooove those pheromones Dick..... |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 14 Oct 2006 20:28 |
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Someone I know took a viagra pill and it got stuck in his throat. He woke up with a stiff neck! (boom boom) |
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Brian | Report | 14 Oct 2006 20:30 |
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Heard about the Viagra eye drops? Does nothing for your sexdrive....but makes you look hard. |
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Conan | Report | 14 Oct 2006 20:31 |
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I hear what you say My Lady Sally, but I fear that you misunderstand........ For only the aroma of a flintlock can trigger the passion in a man that drives him to deny all other temptations. Dick xxxx |
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Frosty | Report | 14 Oct 2006 20:33 |
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Last time i popped one in my mouth i got a stiff upper lip... |
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Glenys the Menace! | Report | 14 Oct 2006 21:16 |
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We are not amused ....................... *lies* *goes off and shows hubby the thread, laughing so much that she can't tell him what it's about* |
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Linda | Report | 14 Oct 2006 21:56 |
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Just read this threas, I nearly choked on my baileys and ice, cant stop laughing. |
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Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond | Report | 15 Oct 2006 03:46 |
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Oh just what I needed, a good laugh! |
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