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A bit silly, but.....

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Frosty

Frosty Report 12 Oct 2006 19:38

PMSL..Nice one

Saints Alive

Saints Alive Report 12 Oct 2006 19:36

very good :-)))))))))))))))))))))))) Twizzle

Tallulah

Tallulah Report 12 Oct 2006 19:09

LOL :-)))))

Margaret

Margaret Report 12 Oct 2006 17:32

One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two-and-a-half-tuck gainer, followed by three rotations in a jackknife position, then straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. 'That was incredible!' she said. 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion,' he said. 'See, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along.' So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about 50 she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, hardly out of breath. He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?' 'No,' she said. 'I was a hooker in Portland and I worked both sides of the Columbia River.'

Margaret

Margaret Report 12 Oct 2006 17:31

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. 'But we don't know anything about each other!' she said. 'That's all right,' he replied, 'we'll learn about each other as we go along.' So, she consented and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.