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Frosty | Report | 9 Oct 2006 20:10 |
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have ago..lol |
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Frosty | Report | 9 Oct 2006 20:10 |
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1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?' 2. Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt.' 3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? 5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? 6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? 7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? 8. Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? 10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? 11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? 12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 13 Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? 14. Stop singing and read on.......... 15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? 16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? 17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? 18. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 19. Do you ever wonder why you gave me! your email address in the first place? LIVE WELL...LAUGH OFTEN |
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Rebecca | Report | 9 Oct 2006 20:13 |
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Love it!!!! Rebecca |
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***Julie*Ann***.sprinkling fairydust*** | Report | 9 Oct 2006 20:15 |
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im sat here with fits of giggling reading giggling, my son must think i got someone down here |
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''Eastender'' | Report | 9 Oct 2006 20:15 |
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another winner Frosty, love it pam |
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♥~Muffy! ~♥ | Report | 9 Oct 2006 20:16 |
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I am in deep shock !!! I honestly didn't realise that the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star had the same tune DOH !!! lol xx |
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Tina-Marie | Report | 9 Oct 2006 21:08 |
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Hi Jay, That made amusing reading LOL Tina x |
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