General Chat

I like the one with the husband & the Sweater. Linda.

Thanks Jay, Very funny, especially the cured ham! Sue

Well done once again !!

Brilliant , Ros

If smoking is SO bad for you , how come it cures Kippers???

- - Can you cry under water? - - How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? - - If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? - - Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? - - Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'...but it's only a 'penny' for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? - - Why does a round pizza come in a square box? - - What did cured ham actually have? - - How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? - - Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? - - If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? - - If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? - - Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV? - - Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? - - How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? - - Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. - - If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? and finally... - - Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? - - The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn..... More evidence that someone needs to invent the 'man cycle' on a washing machine. One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, 'Dallas Cowboys.' And they say blondes are dumb.

So true and so funny.