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years ago i worked for a lady of the gentry,on red cross day we allowed the public to look at the grounds ,sold cakes and drinks etc,all money going to the red cross.unfortunatly her ladyships dog decided to drink the water we had provided to fill up the kettle and for the squash.a little man with shorts on and hairy legs asked the price of drinks,30p i said.uh im not paying that,how much is the squash,30p i said.daylight robbery,i suppose you charge for the water ,with a smile on my face i said no sir ITS FREE.with a cocky smirk on his face he said i,ll have the water,with an even cockier smile i gave it him,her ladyship asked ,joy please tell me you changed the water,WHOOPS I SAID, ADD A FUNNY STORY,

Hubby and I are so .... peeing ourselves laughing at that story Joy!! Maz x :O)

GOOD GLAD TO MAKE YOU SMILE,WE HAD SOME HILARIOUS MOMENTS,XX

I really liked that one Joy, lol. I USED to have a friend who was always on the scrounge or after something on the cheap, i was selling cosmetics and bath products at the time, so knowing she was visiting, my other friend and i got a very large empty bubble bath bottle, filled it with water, Fairy liquid, food colouring and some Brut after shave, i put a price tag on it for 50p. when she saw it she said, Thats a big bottle for 50p i will have that. when she left my friend and i couldn't stop laughing. A week later she came back and said that bubble bath was lovely, have you got anymore, no i said that was a one off. Never dared tell her the truth. Shirley Ann.

SHIRLEY YOU ARE SOOOOO NAUGHTY,which reminds of another one. in our village they did a galloping gourmet night.you bought tickets and would have drinks at her ladyships,starters at another house and main dish at another house ,finishing off with pudding at another house. on the day her ladyship came in panicing we had no dry sherry,'oh gawd joy what shall we do' after a little thought i said ,'dont panic we have empty bottles that had dry sherry in,i,ll use them and we,ll put cooking sherry in.' well the look on her face was priceless.'WE CANT DO THAT 'SHE GASPED ,'THEY,LL KNOW ' 'no they wont and those that do wont dare say' well all day she wittled ,when 7.00pm came she was a wreck and in her wisdom decided it would be me serving the dry sherry.i might say that not one person said a word and everytime she had guest round for dinner this story got told,the guests always asked the same question,how did i know it would be alright on the night,my answer was ALL POSH WINE TASTES LIKE VINEGAR TO ME,THERE JUST TOO SNOBBY TO ADMIT IT,LOL

Joy,tut tut!! bad bad girl!!lol xxx

10pm one evening, a neighbour came round and asked if she could borrow a couple of slices of bread. I duly obliged but as I went to wrap them for her she said 'Could you put some butter on too? I was so gobsmacked, I did it. Beth :)

we got neighbours who copy everything we do, if i put plants out the front, they do, when we got out car we got now, they changed theirs and wife got new one too, we cut the grass they cut the grass, hubby mentioned he was going to put picket fence up out front , between houses, they planted row of rose trees up the exsisting one, and 6ft high fence out back garden, we didnt do the picket fence after, in may me and our daughter had tatoo on our shoulders, when daughters friend from next door came round recently she said 'my mum and i went and had tatoos on our shoulders, mum been wanting one for ages so we went together,' well i couldnt stop laughing at that one, i was tempted to say i was pregnant as a joke, still trying to think of a good one to see if they copy it makes me laugh me head off,

you could try putting the house up for sale with a bit of luck they,ll move lol

had another funny thing happen today,my supervisor thinks its ok to gossip among the girls i work with stir up trouble and stand back to watch the upset she has caused.WELL her latest one backfired,we have been given a new job to do,which involves emptying a pan under the sink of the kitchens we clean and cleaning them out.not a very nice job .well after winding all the girls up by saying its not in your contract etc,if i was you i would,nt do it ,all stick together blah blah blah.well the boss has just found out whose been saying this and decided shes right the girls should,nt do it ,so when she gets back of her hols guess whose doing it.all i can say is ....YOU REAP WHAT YOU SEW........L.O.L

just found one a me old ones.xxx