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Lindy, that was so funny. Such an idiot, and Me? I did not expect that ending! Deanna x

That's very funny - thanks Lindy. Anna

Hi Mrs D, I did not see your thread but will have a look. I wouldn't dream of mistreating old Boris. After loosing weight I am still a 'Fat Lady' and will always be one. Lindy;-))

Nice one Lindy... :))) Bev

A blonde was on holidays in the rain forest of Northern Queensland. She wanted desperately to take home a pair of genuine crocodile shoes but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking for the highly prized shoes. After becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle on prices' attitude of one of the shopkeepers at Kuranda market, the blonde shouted, 'Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own crocodile, so I can get a pair of shoes at a decent price!' The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, 'Little lady, well why don't you just go and give it a try'. The blonde turned on her heel and headed out toward the swamps and marshes, determined to catch herself a crocodile. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the road near the mangrove swamp where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 6 metre croc swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and, with a great deal of effort, hauls it onto the slimy swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper stands on the bank and watches this scenario in amazed silence. Just then, the blonde struggles and flips the big croc on its back. Then, rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out, 'Damn, this one is barefoot, too!'

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