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I don't normally post funnies but...............
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Guinevere | Report | 4 Apr 2005 08:13 |
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A friend sent this and I have tears running down my face........... See below |
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Guinevere | Report | 4 Apr 2005 08:13 |
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The Washington Post Mensa Invitational. And once again it supposedly asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. . Here are this year's winners. 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. 10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off these bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 13. Glibido: All talk and no action. 14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating. And the pick of the literature: 18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole. |
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Bobtanian | Report | 4 Apr 2005 08:19 |
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Yep-------extracticall! (more than ecstatic) |
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Unknown | Report | 4 Apr 2005 08:20 |
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This AND an anonymous poem? I know when I'm outclassed and shall be posting nothing for the rest of the day! LMHO Nice one, love! CB >|< X |
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DAVE B | Report | 4 Apr 2005 08:24 |
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Brilliant Gwynne so funny! Dx |
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Harry | Report | 4 Apr 2005 09:05 |
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Guinevere, good stuff. Well done. happy days |
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