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Dorothy and Edna

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MrsBucketBouquet

MrsBucketBouquet Report 31 Mar 2005 17:22

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MrsBucketBouquet

MrsBucketBouquet Report 31 Mar 2005 17:23

Dorothy and Edna, two 'senior' widows, are talking. Dorothy: 'That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.' Edna: 'Well, I'll tell you. He showed up at my apartment punctually at 7P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brought me such beautiful flowers! Then, he took me downstairs, and what's there, but a luxury car, a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he took me out for dinner and such a marvellous dinner it was; lobster, champagne, dessert, and after dinner drinks. Then we went to see a show. Let me tell you Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then, we came back to my apartment and he turned into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tore off my expensive new dress, and had his way with me two times!' Dorothy: 'Goodness gracious! So, are you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?' Edna: 'No, no, no, I'm just saying, wear an old dress!'

Unknown

Unknown Report 31 Mar 2005 17:53

Brilliant!

The Bag

The Bag Report 31 Mar 2005 17:56

yep, good one!