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FAMILY TREE JOKE!
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DAVE B | Report | 31 Mar 2005 07:31 |
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A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents 'how was I born?' The slightly prudish parent said well darling 'the stork brought you to us'. Oh said the boy well how were you and Daddy born? The parent answered 'The stork brought us too'.Well how were Grandpa and Grandma born the boy persisted ?,'Well darling the stork brought them too said the parent squirming. The next day the boy handed in his report saying 'This report has been difficult to write due to the fact there hasn't been a natural birth in my family for three generations. Davex |
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lou from leicestershire | Report | 31 Mar 2005 07:56 |
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:-) |
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Unknown | Report | 31 Mar 2005 08:54 |
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I always liked the story about the little girl walking home from school one day and asking her mother where she came from. Mother took a deep breath and launched into a BIG explanation about mummy's egg and daddy's seed etc etc. Oh,said the little girl, looking puzzled. Mother asked what was the problem? Well, said the little girl, we've got a new girl in our class today and she said she came from Peterborough! nell |
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DAVE B | Report | 31 Mar 2005 09:08 |
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lol Nell! Dx |
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Unknown | Report | 31 Mar 2005 09:39 |
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Feeble playground joke I can still remember - Q How do you tell Stork from butter? A Butter doesn't bring babies. CB >|< |
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Joy | Report | 31 Mar 2005 12:13 |
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:-) Joy |
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