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Especially for Paul: One day, Smartie and Polo were enjoying a quiet drink in a bar. The bar door opened and in walked a XXX mint. 'Damn!' shouted Polo, and dived underneath the table. 'What are you doing?' asked Smartie. 'That XXX mint always slaps me and bullies me whenever I see him, so I'm hiding,' replied Polo. You should stand up to him,' said the Smartie. 'He'll respect you if you do.' Sure enough, the XXX miny walks over and gives the Polo a smack. 'Get lost XXX, or I'll knock you out,' said Polo.v 'Na, no problem Polo mate, leave it,' said XXX and backed off. Next night Smartie and Polo are sitting in the bar when XXX walks in with his friend Locket. 'Oh damn!' shouted Polo, and dived underneath the table. 'What are you doing?' asked Smartie. 'I know you told me to stand up to bullies, but he's with Locket,'replied Polo. 'So?' said Smartie. He's menthol.'

must remember that,thanks. bryan.

So funny, Brian, and SO typical! LMHO CB >|<

Brill Brian! LOL Christine

PMSL !!!! I once sparked a police search! I hid in my wardrobe and shut the door behind me, not realising that it had locked and the key was on the outside, no one could here my shouting I was in there for at least an hour and a half!! I was four at the time!!

WHY PARENTS DRINK The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. 'Hello.' 'Is your daddy home?' he asked. 'Yes,' whispered the small voice. 'May I talk with him?' The child whispered, 'No.' Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?' 'Yes.' 'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, 'No.' Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?' 'Yes,' whispered the child, 'a policeman.' Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?' 'No, he's busy', whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' 'Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,' came the whispered answer. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, 'What is that noise?' 'A hello-copper' answered the whispering voice. 'What is going on there?' asked the boss, now truly alarmed. In an awed whispering voice the child answered, 'The search team just landed the hello-copper.' Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?' Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: 'ME.'

Don't you love-em.