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THIS IS AN ACTUAL APPLICATION FORM FOR A WELL KNOWN FAST FOOD RESTAURANT THEY HIRED HIM BECAUSE HE WAS SO FUNNY This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be 'Do you have a car that runs?' HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely. SIGN HERE: Aries I THINK THIS SO FUNNY GOOD ON THE LAD I WOULD HAVE HIRED HIM TOO! DAVEX

Why does such an imaginative young man want to work at such a dreadful place? He should be at university! Gwynne

Agree Gwynne if I was them I would have put him on Management training programme straight away,we could do with more imagiantion and humour in higher management. Davex

Fine, but if he did get to take over the company, who'd be tempted into a burger joint named Bulmash's ? There again, I suppose it is minced beef (mashed bull?). LoL CB >|<

As always D u have made me smile! SPF xxx

you are welcome bofa Dx

Luv ya D!! xx

nudge cos it is funny!

SO, did he get the job? Deanna ;-0)

:-) Joy (with bouncebackability)

the daughter and I LOL

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I would love to fill in an application form like that lol. Glad he got the job! Jack x

At least the lad was honest. I'm sure we've all put a load of rubbish on job apps. like crawling, kiss your ass sort of stuff. admire him really, I suppose. Love to DB and Mrs DB Hazel xx

Good one Dave. It just goes to show, honesty is the best policy.lol Tony Oz

Thanks Tony Hazel Dave

Thanks Hazelx Davex