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OH

OH Report 6 Apr 2008 11:12

If you are male, no sense wasting your
time going to a gynecologist when you have a headache.

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief Report 6 Apr 2008 11:15

when on a bus look out of the back window

so you can see where your coming from

OH

OH Report 6 Apr 2008 11:19

If you feel you are overweight, don't eat the food,
just throw it in the loo.
saves time.

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 6 Apr 2008 11:19

so thats where I have been going wrong Doc....cheers lol x

Jackie

Jackie Report 6 Apr 2008 11:20

Reuse dirty socks, slap them against something hard to soften them up

Researching:
Dance, Lawes

:{{{0())~} Ian مْر

:{{{0())~} Ian مْر Report 6 Apr 2008 11:20

Keep the seat next to you on the train vacant by smiling and nodding at people as they walk up the aisle

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 6 Apr 2008 11:24

so that was you on that train was it Ian??????? lol

:{{{0())~} Ian مْر

:{{{0())~} Ian مْر Report 6 Apr 2008 11:25

Yes it was. I was pleased to get home for my medication.

Jackie

Jackie Report 6 Apr 2008 11:27

If you want to save on sun screen, only go out at night

Researching:
Dance, Lawes

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief Report 6 Apr 2008 11:29

when the cooking instuctions on the can said

stand in boiling water

i was'nt daft

i put me asbestos wellies on

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 6 Apr 2008 11:29

Ian.....lmao

Dee....I do...don't want to scare the neighbours lol xx

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 6 Apr 2008 11:29

miss chief.....you are cracking me up today mate lmfao xxx

:{{{0())~} Ian مْر

:{{{0())~} Ian مْر Report 6 Apr 2008 11:33

Record the sound of your washing machine onto a tape, then confuse neighbours by playing it back on a battery operated cassette player during a powercut

OH

OH Report 6 Apr 2008 11:33

Don't buy recycled toilet paper,
you don't know who used it before.

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 6 Apr 2008 11:37

Try & remember that Doc,ta lol

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief Report 6 Apr 2008 11:38

remember its easier to run the bath

than walk the dog

OH

OH Report 6 Apr 2008 11:39

If you go to the doctor with an infected boil and he tells you to go home and prick the boil,
for goodness sake, don't get the instructions mixed around.

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 6 Apr 2008 11:40

lmao Doc x

KempinaPartyhat

KempinaPartyhat Report 6 Apr 2008 11:40

save electric ....remove light bulds

only put tele on when u not in

put clothes under bed to iron

dont phone people shout

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief

♫≈♥≈♫miss chief Report 6 Apr 2008 11:41

twinkly glad your having a laugh

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