General Chat

1)dont eat a chocolate biscuit on the side of mouth where broken tooth is the chocolate makes it hurttttttttt.

2) Washing machine doesnt work unless plug is switched on.

3) for some reason Kettle doesnt boil with no water in it

no this is a good day lol

Dawnie Lol!!!!

The oven is the same, funny how it doesn't cook the food when you forget to turn it on :-)

Sugar does not go in the fridge :/

Dear all

Neither do loo rolls but in our house,
certain folk have tried!

I will say no more!

Best wishes
xx

The dog's water bowl doesn't belong in the fridge either, my excuse was that I was very tired and I did realise what I was attempting to do when I stood at the open fridge door thinking 'something isn't right here.' lol

Not much point in leaving your slippers in the bathroom and then having to walk barefoot to put them back on - specially when it's cold and you're walking on uncarpeted floor.

Sue

OH DAWNIE

I HAVE A LOOSE TOOTH BOTTOM FRONT
ALREADY A BACK TOOTH FELL OUT
FELL A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO
AND THIS IS RESULT LOL
TROUBLE ANOTHER FOUR ARE LOOSE
SO IM WAITING ,WHEN ALL OUT

DENTIST PLEASE CAN I HAVE SOME NICE
PLASTICI WOTSIT ONES




ALSO MILK DONT BELONG ON THE STAIRS
NO IDEA HOW CARTON GOT THERE

That when one is crouched under a hedge overhang picking up doggy do-dos and talking to the dog with silly words that one checks that they are actually alone and that there isn't someone walking along the footpath who when you stand up says 'Hi' to you with a grin as they have obviously heard your silly conversation with the dog.

Michelle that is my fave one of doing ..luckily all around here know me now and ask who I am talking to ,,,,,,or just go off grinning

I have tried washing without the water switched on,
Cooking on the hob after plugging in the fryer
If I ever lose anything .....check the fridge or freezer, smokes, keys purses are the best for being in there, but I have been known to put the rubbish in, dog leads .......the list goes on


Also remember when running a bath it helps if the plug is in

Do not tear off a piece of toilet roll to blow nose ...and then throw toilet roll down loo instead of small piece.....

Don't put dog unattached dog lead down in the long grass while you go off to pick up the poo.I couldn't find it again and had to use my Bra as a lead lol

lmao at Jane ..... I've used somethings as a dog lead but never a bra !

When straining veggies, I must remember to hold the collander OVER the sink. That way I will not get scalded feet. Whoops
Julia in Derbyshire

Don't put your half eaten tuna and cheese toasted sandwich on the floor to see who's at the door and expect it to still be in existence with the dog in the room.

Your ancient automatic car will not start unless the control is in 'park' first.....

.......and Julia, carrying on from yours......don't make a good stock using chicken bones etc for soup......and then forget to put a saucepan underneath when straining it over the kitchen sink.....

Check it's your mobile and NOT the remote that you have put in your handbag!

Now, in our house, you are not looking at a mistake if you find loo rolls in the airing cupboard. I have no other space to keep them!