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KempinaPartyhat

KempinaPartyhat Report 24 Aug 2009 23:24

No the bloody spider is still at large

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 24 Aug 2009 23:18

Yes but the legs get caught in your teeth, Allan. Not a good look:))

Sue xx

Amanda2003

Amanda2003 Report 24 Aug 2009 23:16

Allan ....your a monster............lol

A friend of mine was once about to drink a cold cup of tea that had been on the floor next to the settee all night . I screamed just in time to stop her....floating on the top was one of those beastly short legged spiders ( the ones with bodies that look a bit like suede .

The thought of it still makes me feel vaguely ill...........lol

Amanda2003

Amanda2003 Report 24 Aug 2009 23:12

Kemp............did your oh catch the spider .....or is it still at large ??

I've been wandering round my house looking upwards to see if I can spot any more.............lol

Allan

Allan Report 24 Aug 2009 23:12

Actually, I like spiders.

Very tasty, although a bit crunchy if undercooked....and every one gets at least one leg!

Allan

Allan

Allan Report 24 Aug 2009 23:09

Ah stone the crows, Suemaid: just exercising that good old Aussie humour which I have assimilated over the years

Allan

Amanda2003

Amanda2003 Report 24 Aug 2009 23:08

Lol SueMaid...........as I thought............lol

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 24 Aug 2009 23:08

Allan gets his wife to get rid of the spiders, ladies. He's a big girl's blouse:))

Sue xx

Allan

Allan Report 24 Aug 2009 23:07

*sneaks back in with a tin of red paint and a very small paintbrush to paint the money spiders*

KempinaPartyhat

KempinaPartyhat Report 24 Aug 2009 23:05

i,d scream if I saw a red back ........

KempinaPartyhat

KempinaPartyhat Report 24 Aug 2009 23:03

we dont care whos in the dunny......

Amanda2003

Amanda2003 Report 24 Aug 2009 23:02

I bet your scared of them really Allan......and that you scream when you see one : ))) lol

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 24 Aug 2009 23:00

Allan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get back to the Aussie thread and leave these poor ladies alone:))

Sue xx

Allan

Allan Report 24 Aug 2009 22:59

Part of the Orwellian prophesy

"Two legs bad, four legs good, eight legs bl**dy fantastic"

*runs off thread*

Allan

Amanda2003

Amanda2003 Report 24 Aug 2009 22:56

Please keep your red back and your dunny to yourself Allan.............lol

I'm twitching enough as it is !!

Allan

Allan Report 24 Aug 2009 22:54

Aww!

Just when I was about to tell you both about the red-back in the dunny!

lol

Allan

KempinaPartyhat

KempinaPartyhat Report 24 Aug 2009 22:51

Allen...................................may be best if you



Shut up !!!!!......lol

Amanda2003

Amanda2003 Report 24 Aug 2009 22:42

I'm starting to jump at my own shadow..........lol

What a twerp !!

Allan

Allan Report 24 Aug 2009 22:37

To paraphrase Blake

"Spider, spider, burning bright, jumps on bed in dead of night"

it's those eight legs: champion high-jumpers

rofl (and not doing the spider dance..also known as the tarentella!)

Allan

Amanda2003

Amanda2003 Report 24 Aug 2009 22:36

If they are money spiders Allan.......then I'm looking forward to being THAT rich...........lol...........then I can buy lots of sellotape to seal all the vents in the house up and stop the bu**ers getting in !

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