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Does anyone suffer from piles..

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Susan10146857

Susan10146857 Report 19 Sep 2009 00:47

Yes Hayley. I suffer from Piles of washing that need doing

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 18 Sep 2009 23:54

I had one once, I called him Hector........




Hector the haemorrhoid!


Hector by name - Hector by nature!!

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 18 Sep 2009 21:14

Tsk tsk Hayley...you have plumbed new depths with this thread...*shakes head sadly......whatever happened to culcha and Lemon bathroom spray?

Winter Drawers Ever Near

Winter Drawers Ever Near Report 18 Sep 2009 21:03

Thanks Hayley,

Husband forgot it.

Poor dear. The excuse was being so busy this week he forgot!

He only walks daughter's dog for half an hour each day and spends the rest of the time before he goes to work in both bathrooms reading the newspaper! It's a man disease!

Even rang me, who had been out since 5.30am to ask if I could get a paper for him. The bloody shop is about 50yds away!

I have this word on my forehead can you read it......GUM!

No worries. I'll get a better pressie tomorrow.

After 33 years he still falls for it every year.

Aileen xxx

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 18 Sep 2009 20:54

Happy Anniversery Aileen....

Winter Drawers Ever Near

Winter Drawers Ever Near Report 18 Sep 2009 20:52

Oh please............no................

.............this is not real........

I've finished work for the day...... haven't I?

I work with piles and piles of piles everyday.

Oh no, now they have invaded MY time and on my wedding anniversary too!

Sympathy required now....... come on, bring it on.

Oh, and sympathy to those who suffer from them, I suffer with you!

Aileen xxx

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 18 Sep 2009 20:51

Awwww Jane your poor sis...as for the weeing I think a lot of ladies do that at a certain age...not me of course....

Jane

Jane Report 18 Sep 2009 20:50

I don't ,but my poor sister does.She blames it on having her 10lb son by breech birth.Also wees when she coughs or sneezes !!!!!!

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 18 Sep 2009 20:42

**winks* Thanks Daffy mwahhh....Muffy shutit

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 18 Sep 2009 20:41

Muffy.... this is the wrong thread for embarrassing moments, lololol that was so funny!!

You're ok, Hayley, I can't spell it..... but I could bring you a tube if we have another meet???? For display purposes only of course, lol!!

Love

Daff xxx

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 18 Sep 2009 20:40

Tee hee :0)

Well you asked..................

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 18 Sep 2009 20:39

YES MUFFY.... I am now truamatised....

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 18 Sep 2009 20:38

Evening Amanda ......Shhhhhhhhhhhhh Daff......ermmm do they really which brand...not that I need it like ..


Teresa why ? what have I done ?

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 18 Sep 2009 20:38

WELL.........yes I did.......cos i got them both times i was pregnant (bad constipation in the early weeks and all that lol)

anywaaaaaaaaaaay.......the first time I used one which you had to shoot up yer b*m........

I brought a dif brand the second time but didn't read the instructions......and they weren't for internal ones but external and weren't supposed to ..........erm .......go up that far.

It took 3 days for my eyes to stop watering :0)

Is that too much information ? LOLOLOLOL GOOD xx

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 18 Sep 2009 20:37

Pat may I reckonmend a super duper steam iron that cooks the tea at the same time....................and a Itsmytelly that loves ironing but please dont tell Muffy she sobs....

Why does no one take me seriously tsk...lol Evening Mumo Stray ~~~~

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 18 Sep 2009 20:37

Pile cream is good for bags under the eyes..... just thought some folk might like to know that.

I did when I had C Diff... but am ok now, lol

Have piles, I mean.... oh, and I haven't tried the under eye thingy.... just heard it from a reliable source!

Love

Daff xxxx

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 18 Sep 2009 20:36

*reports thread*

Amanda2003

Amanda2003 Report 18 Sep 2009 20:36

I've had them in the past..............they are no laughing matter...............LOL

**~~**  Mad Moo  **~~**

**~~** Mad Moo **~~** Report 18 Sep 2009 20:35

yeah !!!!....................






















Piles of bleedin Ironing


Claire xxx


SNAP Gypsywoman pmsl xx

*** Mummo ***

*** Mummo *** Report 18 Sep 2009 20:35

Love it ........What a question to ask, roflmao