General Chat

Are you over it yet? Can we come out now?

Ooooh someone is telling a whopper!!!!!!!

You said you wanted triplets ROFLMAO


Thank you for all being so caring, I am truly touched (and not in the head).

mwaaaahhhhhh

Susan, you are repeating yourself AGAIN!

OMG!!!! wags finger!!!!!


you be careful hun were a bit erm....fond of ya hun xxxx

I don't want it. I'm going to do everything I can to make sure you bloody well live now madam.....*throws out any fish within a 50 mile radius of Sue*

That must be some real dead modern church you go to Lynda.....what, with the internet connection and all.

That must be some real dead modern church you go to Lynda.....what, with the internet connection and all.

Lynda,

You cheeky madam, I hope you said a prayer for me, me, me, me ;-)

*adds codicil* ......






and I bequeath Lynda my treasured collection of antique contraception devices, some of which are even unused!


Edit: Moo, I am sorry x 1000 times, is that enough? and you can tell himself that you aren't getting your hands on my rhinestone encrusted crutch....ever.

Rob has just come in from visiting the Auld Bu**er,

I've told him what you did and he said.................


I am well within my rights to take yer sparkly crutch & batter you with it !!!!

So there !!!!

na na na na na

MWAH


Claire xxx

Thanks TW, I always said you were generous :-))

*orders full New Orleans band*

mwaaah

Oy Moo,

My Lightfoots aren't that bad, they just interbred ;-)

xx

And I get the funeral bill I suppose LOL

I'd Rather have blemmin thrush thank you !!!!!


MWAH


Claire xxxxx

Mo wants my crutch, as she only has a bog standard one.

Muffy will only sob over it relentlessly :-))

Hayley wants my teeth *ping*

and Claire wants my....


















LIGHTFOOTS....ROFLMAO

xx

I AM SOOOOOOO GONNA HAVE TO COME ROUND THERE TOMORROW AND GIVE YOU A GOOOOOOOD TALKING TOO !!!

With a bag of donuts of course.

See I'm not shouting now, but like Daft said that is nowhere enough groveling !!!


MWAH

Claire xxxxxxxxxxx

What a thing to bequeath someone....a used crutch.!

Don't think that was anywhere near enough grovelling, lolol....... Mad Moo is mad at you....... I'd be digging a big hole to hide in... like a bunker, or a trench, lolol!!

How are you feeling now?? Is yer will up to date??? Who is going to get your crutch collection?

Love

Daff xxxx

*winks* at Muffy :-))

*grovels* at Claire

xx

Now Flower.........this thing you have about fish just has to stop :0)

*winks*

....seriously though........glad you're feeling better now........MWAH xx

WELL DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT CARKING IT !!!

I WON'T HAVE ANYONE TO TAKE THE MICKEY OUT OF THEN WILL I !!!

I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CROSS WITH YOU AT THE MO.










BUT I AM ALSO SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GLAD YOU ARE OK

MWAH MWAH

It crossed my mind Claire, I didn't want to call B back, I thought about phoning Rob, he would have been here in 5 minutes but my main priority was the bathroom...lol

Next time you can come and do your nursey, nursey bit :-)) I really did feel like I was about to cark it!

mwaaaahhhhhh

xx

YOU STUPID STUPID AULD BAT !!!

WHY DIDN'T YA RING ME ?

I COULD HAVE BIN WITH YOU IN HALF AN HOUR !!!!!!!!!


MWAH MWAH XXXXXXXXXXX