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Being a bit of a geriatric petrol head I guess.........

Mine is a actual Live recording of Louis Hamilton in his Maclaren being chased by Fernando Alonso in the pouring rain,at the 2007 British Grand Prix, at Silverstone. the occasion of my 70th Birthday treat!!! plus about 5 other cars................yeeeeeeowwwww yeeeeeowwwwwwww!!!

Brill!!!!
my text messages arrive to the sound of the Doctor Who Theme

Bob

Mine is...............

The wonderful thing about tiggers
Is tiggers are wonderful things!
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs!
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is
I'm the only one
Tiggers are cuddly fellas
Tiggers are awfully sweet
Ev'ryone el-us is jealous
That's why I repeat... and repeat

The wonderful thing about tiggers
Is tiggers are marvelous claps!
They're loaded with vim and vigor
They love to leap in your laps!
They're jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is
I'm the only one
I-I-I'm , the only... oof!
Ouch!


SueM,good ring tones :~)

Mine is *Poison* by Alice Cooper

my ringtone is......jason mraz.. im yours

um my texts plays .AGGRO BY THE ENEMY.
AND MY RING TONE IS SWEET CHILD O MINE.LOLXXX

Apparently my text notice is the 'Haribo' tune. No idea what my phone is - i just answer it!

Aaaaah Daff, see I knew it wasn't just you who was nuts!

mwaaaahhhh...lol

my son lent me a phone
when mine broke the ring tone i hadn't heard
while i was charging it up my granddaughter 14 was sat at the table
i put in my Sim card and in a few Min's it rang
the most disgusting obscenity came out of it and i mean discusting
and struggle as i did the phone just got louder as i tried to turn it off
so the granddaughter didn't hear any more i put it in the draw and slammed it shut
i was a complete wreck flustered and blushing

then my granddaughter said
dont worry nana all the boys have that one at school

My niece (14) sorted out my brother's new mobile.... he is such an innocent.... he was in the till queue at Tesco's... wife, two daughters with him... and his phone goes off for the first time...

ringtone



* I am playing with my boobies*

She wouldn't take it off.... and he didn't have a clue how to do it, lolol!!

He bought another phone... Sue M..... you have met and spoken to that brother.... and met his daughter, lol!!

Love

Daff xxx

I have Black Sabbath's Paranoid and for texts Under Pressure/Bat out of Hell
but if I want to annoy OH I switch to La Vida Loca

x

lol Maz
its so embarrassing when it goes off at the check outs
he has a beaming smile on his face


and i mutter lair lair ya bums on fire

Joy lol NO!! I try to think of him as little as possible ;-)
pmsl at your oh's ringtone!
xxxxx

My Oh was "It's the wife........ again."


Sue x

Mine switches between

It must be love - Madness

Or

Mardy bum - Artic monkeys

x

It all depends on who is calling me.

OH = marching on together (Leeds anthem)
SIL = psycho theme tune
sister = magic roundabout
brother = town called malice
mum = benny hill theme tune
everyone else = I predict a riot

Maz do you think of your ex when you hear it lol
its a song so very dear to me

my hubbys ring tone is a woman saying
will the man with the 10 inch xxxx please answer the phone

Mine is a laughter ring tone...can't explain it...you have to hear it to understand.....but it just makes one laugh :-))))

The Darklord has "ACES HIGH"

Joy, when me n ex were buying our first house many years ago, the solicitor had your ring tone as 'on hold' music - I heard it many times when I really WAS close to tears (of frustration and anger lol at their slow service!). I can't hear it now without thinking of that.

This is mine ...

Glory, glory, Tottenham Hotspur!
Glory, glory, Tottenham Hotspur!
Glory, glory, Tottenham Hotspur
And the Spurs go marching on.

:-))))))))))

Original bob lol