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Diary of a lousy mother......

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Whirley

Whirley Report 10 Dec 2009 22:20

Stray, ya son's hair is nice and short so he'll be ok...............they'll love your hair tho:)

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 10 Dec 2009 22:20

GHDs HOW VERY DARE YOU

she's curly and proud LOL xx

Fiona aka Ruby

Fiona aka Ruby Report 10 Dec 2009 22:21

She's supposed to be a lousy mother. Of course she didn't clean their teeth. A doughtnut for breakfast does the job just as well. imo :))))

StrayKitten

StrayKitten Report 10 Dec 2009 22:22

aw dnt i once got them when on placement in a school, i was gutted BUT used it as a fake excuse everytym i didnt wana go for me jobsearch, id ring say i got nits cnt come in,,,, and thy fell for it everytime hahaha

KempinaPartyhat

KempinaPartyhat Report 10 Dec 2009 22:22

Muffy ...I ment tonight!!!!!!!!

twice a day is most important

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 10 Dec 2009 22:25

You are so right Kemp

I AM now officially a lousy mother.

and all their teeth will fall out.......

ooops .....they will any how pmsl

(they brushed them while they were in the bath) how scabby is that pmsl xx

KempinaPartyhat

KempinaPartyhat Report 10 Dec 2009 22:25

Muffy ....

stop pushing that tooth brush in their mouths ...

They are asleep its to late now!

KempinaPartyhat

KempinaPartyhat Report 10 Dec 2009 22:26

PMSL.........mine do that ......

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 10 Dec 2009 22:26

too late

they have the colgate ring of cleanliness now though :0)

StrayKitten

StrayKitten Report 10 Dec 2009 22:26

yeah and she didnt say what else she fed them i mean,,, thy should have there 5 a day


sweets, tht is, i make sure baby satan defo has his 5 sweets a day lmaoooo

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 10 Dec 2009 22:27

Grandad sorts that out Stray........not in my job description pmsl xx

Fiona aka Ruby

Fiona aka Ruby Report 10 Dec 2009 22:28

Sighs. I don't think Muffy has got the hang of lousy mothering.

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 10 Dec 2009 22:29

DAMN

*scratches head*

Must be nits then LOL xx

StrayKitten

StrayKitten Report 10 Dec 2009 22:31

yah ya not lousy enough lol

KempinaPartyhat

KempinaPartyhat Report 10 Dec 2009 22:31

Fiona I think you are right ...

Muffy ......could you please try harder .....


and write that out 100 times before bed....

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 10 Dec 2009 22:36

Ok ........I'll give them left over pizza for breakfast tomorrow.......refuse to shine their shoes and make sure youngests plaits are unequal.

will that work? lol xx

StrayKitten

StrayKitten Report 10 Dec 2009 22:39

plaits!!!! noooooooooooo

knots are the way forward or perms like her mum lmaoooooo

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 10 Dec 2009 22:40

I remember a child coming to school once with his pj's on under his uniform , the house had over slept that morning and both parents were rushing about both thought the other had dressed him ( he was about 5/6) he had proudly dressed himself much to his mothers horror I felt so sorry for her she wanted to curl up and die....lol

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 10 Dec 2009 22:42

MY HAIR IS POKER STRAIGHT .............*HOWLS*
*SOBS*

*THROWS SELF ON FLOOR IN DESPAIR*

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 10 Dec 2009 22:43

somebody once said stray had fleas

must of been sat next to some deranged woman
who writes on candle sites