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*hobbles onto thread Muffy love my feet hurt Will you kiss them better *big sexy grin

Awww Muffy my poor little tootsies hurt cos me trainers have rubbed em Wanna kiss em better pmsl

*wrinkles nose* Nah love you're ok lololol. Get one of them aqua massagers !!! I wouldn't even kiss Steven Tylers feet !!!!!!!!!! lololol xx

Nite Hayley xx Joy !! Hadn't thought of that one. Well done. Quick thinking hon xx

muffy i ordered all my certs on my oh s credit card when his bill came in he said whats all these southampton things on my card i said it was medication i needed he said oh and that was it i got away with it

he dosent even ask now

I am moaning as i should be in bed not looking for dead people ..lol Night all xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

LOL !!! Ok I will ask. Why do your feet hurt hon xx

He's actually letting you order some more certs after the last time !!!!!!! Wow !!!!!!! what's your secret !!!!!!!!! lol xx

Muffy who says he going to fine out this time lolol

Ive gone one better hun I hinted strongly to my OH and he got me one lolol Plus I can spend the money I saved on some more certs lol Jax xx Me feet still hurt though

Jax invest in one of those mini ones then you would only need to reach out and grab another beer !!!!!!!!! lol xx That's why red wine is so very good - no need to chill it - works best at room temperature xx

I need to moan that the fridge is all the way in the kitchen and I can't be bothered to move to get another beer lol Jax xx Oh and my feet hurt

I hesitated cos I knew it was one or the other of me grannies/nannas. LOL Changed it straight away yer honour !!!!!!!! lol *smacks self hard around the head* lol xx

Grannie Annie!!?.....'looks in mirror' no Muffy 'tis me Nanna!! lol I have a moan about people not recognising me...'mumble'.. Annie?....'grumble'...lol Glad you changed that hun, was beginning to think i'd lost some more of me marbles!!! Nanna-Moo ;-)))

if my dog benson digs anymore 4 foot holes in my lawn im gonna hit him with his spade xxx lol

Add however you like Nanna. Just get it out of your system hon xx Another one. Although not strictly inanimate BUT moulting dogs !!!!!!!! Sooooooooo sick of hoovering xx

Clarence the cross eyed lion wasn't really cross-eyed! That is sooo annoying - my childhood has been deeply affected lol Kaz :o) Oops sorry just realised he isn't inanimate - ok *goes off to ponder*

oooooo..mmmmmm..aaaaahhh..oooo..mmmmm...sigh... ok, moan over, back to computer now... Was that what you meant Muffy!? lol Nanna-Moo ;-)))

I fancy a good old moan. Not about people or anything but about things that annoy me. Thought some others my need to vent about inanimate objects DEF not people. Intended as a get it off your chest thread in the nicest possible way......................