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use them as pattern makers on your home made pies lol.

OMG what are you like!!!!!!! No you can't use them for that. They make good stencils when drawing with the kids though. catherine xx

lol, i used to be petrified when my nan stayed she would put them in a glass of water i would stay awake srreing at them in case they got me lol.

My mom sneezed once and her top set came flying out of her mouth - suppose the lesson to learn from this is keep your mouth shut when sneezing - pmsl Love Mary in Spain xx

I recently went to a village fete near to where I live. In the village hall laid out on tables was all the fruit and vegetables grown by villagers together with jams and cakes for judging. They had an section for kids and the kids were asked to grow watercress in unusual objects. Yes you've guessed it, a child had grown watercress between a set of false teeth!!!! Yuk!!

lol jean I hope he won- he sounds a very ingenious little chap. catherine xx

Castanets? ( Two Sets ) Hal.:o)))))>

lol hal especially when your cold love the stories btw .

hi , when i got married 45yrs ago we had the reception at my mumand dads house the next morning my husband was getting all the wedding pressies out of the bedroom when he saw one under the bed so he pulled it out yea youv'e guessed it there was a whole set of teeth on top of the preesie ughhhhh. he came down stairs and said he'd been biten!!!!! hazelx

Thanks Puss what a funny thread!something to get your teeth into! Caz xxx

oh caz what you like.!!!!! catherine xx

pmsl hey hazel just aswell he didnt sit on them

ladylol, that made me laugh iv'e still got the tears running down my face hazelx

As soon as I read the title, Ladylol, I remembered Steptoe & Son, where the old man took out his teeth and used the top set to make the pattern round the pie he had just made.......you can imagine the response from Harold.....ugh....

**Dreads to think what Puss uses to put the holes in doughnuts !**

Cheeky!!! lol.....

the mind boggles pmsl what a brill thread Caz

there is also the old classic for the fellas Try to aim your golf balls into the recess bit. Good practice. catherine xx

Many years ago when I first came out to the uk I was agency nursing and used to get sent to work in a lot of rest homes,and hospital wards for the elderly. One of the jobs you had to do was help them clean there false teeth after a meal. One bright little spark decided one day that to save time after breakfast she would collect all the false teeth and wash them at once!!!!!!! PMSL It took weeks for them to figure out who owned what teeth.:-)

Put them in your pint when you go to the loo....lol