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Frosty

Frosty Report 16 Oct 2006 23:02

Once again,sorry but i want to leave you something to remember me..pmsl.

Frosty

Frosty Report 16 Oct 2006 23:02

this is terrible dumb dumb but funny . A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... on his heels the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... and, (hopefully you're ready for this!!!) The coffin stops!

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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 16 Oct 2006 23:04

THAT is awful PMSL!!! Brilliant though..

CATHKIN

CATHKIN Report 16 Oct 2006 23:05

brilliant , Ros

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 16 Oct 2006 23:05

Bon voyage, Frosty........... never use the yellow snow as drinking water.......Bob

*Carrie

*Carrie Report 16 Oct 2006 23:06

very good,but why u leaving

*~~*Posh*~~*

*~~*Posh*~~* Report 16 Oct 2006 23:10

Lol Brilliant! Take care and hope to see you back soon. C x

Howie

Howie Report 16 Oct 2006 23:14

how can we forget you after that xx

*Carrie

*Carrie Report 16 Oct 2006 23:15

where is they going.is they escaping

VIVinHERTS

VIVinHERTS Report 16 Oct 2006 23:20

You certainly won't be forgotton now Jay!!! PMSL Hope things get sorted and you get back here when you can. Been a pleasure to have you back here if only for the week. Viv xxx

Frosty

Frosty Report 16 Oct 2006 23:27

Wow thanks all..Will try and sort with mate to use theirs once in while (well as much as i can lol) and will find more stuff to really amuse you lol..Staying on for bit as need to do food yet..

ann

ann Report 16 Oct 2006 23:27

Jay when you come back please pm about my grandson and where he is.thank you for your interest.He is safe tonight Annie

Unknown

Unknown Report 16 Oct 2006 23:40

i'm just off to bed jay, but wanted to wish you all the best matey, been great having you around. bryan.

''Eastender''

''Eastender'' Report 17 Oct 2006 02:57

that was great frosty,bye,,have enoyed your threads.

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 17 Oct 2006 03:05

Cheers Jay, hope to see you again soon. Don't work too hard. Liz

Unknown

Unknown Report 17 Oct 2006 08:06

What an awful joke! Whats worse, it made me laugh!! Take care Donna x

MaryinSpain

MaryinSpain Report 17 Oct 2006 08:37

Thanks for that Frosty. Hope to see you again soon. Take care Mary in Spain

Lorraine

Lorraine Report 17 Oct 2006 08:50

laughed at this last night and again this morning - thanks for cheering me up. Hurry back Jay Lorrainexx

Sue (Sylvia Z )

Sue (Sylvia Z ) Report 17 Oct 2006 08:52

Jay, all the best, we shall miss you. Hope you manage to get back soon. love Sue Still groaning at the joke, lol

☼♥Missy

☼♥Missy Report 17 Oct 2006 09:19

Just about to leave for work when I saw this. Glad I read it - hilarious!!!! Lorrainex