General Chat

when my daughter was in the 6th form they had a very good looking master who drove a sports car, MG or something like that. The sixth form was separate from the main school in a building with a small front space for parking. One day, the master having parked his sports car nose in, in the space daughter and friends lifted the car and turned it round so that its bonnet was against (not touching) one wall and the boot against (and again not touching) the other wall sideways on across the building. They didn't get punished but needless to say he was not amused. ann Glos

muffy lol i have been ready your threads and i have been in stitches. I have been racking my brains to think of things but as im known (2 some peeps) as Mary Poppings i couldnt possibly add Rosex whos in tears of laughter

Didn't actually mean to do it, but friend and I had to serve dinner to the teachers from a trolley. She bent down to put something on bottom shelf and then stood up just as I had lifted a whole tray of Manchester Tart (pastry, jam then big layer of thick custard) off the top of the trolley. The whole tart dropped down the back of our worst teachers neck and covered him head to foot in custard. He swore blind I'd done it on purpose but even our strict headmistress was stuffing a hanky in her mouth trying to stop herself laughing

Not quite school.....but yet again Joanne and i, our Guides (one teacher was at the event) were doing a cheese and wine charity event, us Guides serving......by the end of the evening a few of us had cleared the wine away......actually we drank anything left in the glasses.......Joanne wasnt at all well on the way home and i dont think the people who owned the rose bush were so happy either, we fell into my house and we were so sloshed i still dont know what mum said, but i do know the next day we were suffering so much we didnt need a further punishment.

I was a very gud girl - i didn't dare be any other - my father would have had my guts for garters if I had trodden one step out of line - in one way tho' i'm glad he was strict - I have all my morals and priorities in the right place - well almost!!!!!!

I was a naughty girl in year 7 and when you were the secretary came to your class to get you to see the headmistress, I was summonsed and decided stuff this and ran away, went into fields and hills near school and disappeared for rest of day! Caz xxx

Oh another one, We had a very mousy science teacher and put tampons in test tubes of water then wanged them at the blackboard! I was by the way very good after year 7! Caz xxxxxxxxxxxxx

erm .........well............when i was in my last two years at school,well the first one i only put 2 weeks in.mum and dad went parents evening,and teachers said they thought i,d left,lol. and yes ............i was grounded,and put on report for the whole of the last year.ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I always wrote my own notes to get out of PE. I must hold the record for being 'unwell' and I cringe when I remember the headmaster calling me in (I was Head Girl) to tell me that lots of pupils in our class were forging their parents signatures and thank goodness he had someone like me in the class who he could rely on. Must admit, I was a pretty good forger! Lorrainex

Well todays winner so far, looks like it will be Jackie, who made it onto the board of shame TWICE today lol. DEE I expect great things from you tomorrow !!! Thanks everyone for posting. Keep em coming if you can think of anymore. xx

OMG I just got back from taking my kids to the fair and I am on the board twice!! I must have been a bad girl. lol Jackie

Not sure whether to be proud or hang my head for making the board of shame!! Ann Glos

*waggles finger at Jackie* very bad girl but you did make me laugh !!! Ann consider yourself one of the elite lol Well done for making it on there xx