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*waggles finger at Jackie* very bad girl but you did make me laugh !!! Ann consider yourself one of the elite lol Well done for making it on there xx

Not sure whether to be proud or hang my head for making the board of shame!! Ann Glos

OMG I just got back from taking my kids to the fair and I am on the board twice!! I must have been a bad girl. lol Jackie

Well todays winner so far, looks like it will be Jackie, who made it onto the board of shame TWICE today lol. DEE I expect great things from you tomorrow !!! Thanks everyone for posting. Keep em coming if you can think of anymore. xx

I always wrote my own notes to get out of PE. I must hold the record for being 'unwell' and I cringe when I remember the headmaster calling me in (I was Head Girl) to tell me that lots of pupils in our class were forging their parents signatures and thank goodness he had someone like me in the class who he could rely on. Must admit, I was a pretty good forger! Lorrainex

erm .........well............when i was in my last two years at school,well the first one i only put 2 weeks in.mum and dad went parents evening,and teachers said they thought i,d left,lol. and yes ............i was grounded,and put on report for the whole of the last year.ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Oh another one, We had a very mousy science teacher and put tampons in test tubes of water then wanged them at the blackboard! I was by the way very good after year 7! Caz xxxxxxxxxxxxx

I was a naughty girl in year 7 and when you were the secretary came to your class to get you to see the headmistress, I was summonsed and decided stuff this and ran away, went into fields and hills near school and disappeared for rest of day! Caz xxx

I was a very gud girl - i didn't dare be any other - my father would have had my guts for garters if I had trodden one step out of line - in one way tho' i'm glad he was strict - I have all my morals and priorities in the right place - well almost!!!!!!

Not quite school.....but yet again Joanne and i, our Guides (one teacher was at the event) were doing a cheese and wine charity event, us Guides serving......by the end of the evening a few of us had cleared the wine away......actually we drank anything left in the glasses.......Joanne wasnt at all well on the way home and i dont think the people who owned the rose bush were so happy either, we fell into my house and we were so sloshed i still dont know what mum said, but i do know the next day we were suffering so much we didnt need a further punishment.

Didn't actually mean to do it, but friend and I had to serve dinner to the teachers from a trolley. She bent down to put something on bottom shelf and then stood up just as I had lifted a whole tray of Manchester Tart (pastry, jam then big layer of thick custard) off the top of the trolley. The whole tart dropped down the back of our worst teachers neck and covered him head to foot in custard. He swore blind I'd done it on purpose but even our strict headmistress was stuffing a hanky in her mouth trying to stop herself laughing

muffy lol i have been ready your threads and i have been in stitches. I have been racking my brains to think of things but as im known (2 some peeps) as Mary Poppings i couldnt possibly add Rosex whos in tears of laughter

when my daughter was in the 6th form they had a very good looking master who drove a sports car, MG or something like that. The sixth form was separate from the main school in a building with a small front space for parking. One day, the master having parked his sports car nose in, in the space daughter and friends lifted the car and turned it round so that its bonnet was against (not touching) one wall and the boot against (and again not touching) the other wall sideways on across the building. They didn't get punished but needless to say he was not amused. ann Glos

We used to have great fun putting newly qualified teachers through the mill when I was at High School. One guy was really young looking, and I am afraid he used to get the worst of it. There was a phase where labels were being stuck on peoples backs...... you can imagine the sort of thing 'kick me' and so on. One day whilst in my English lesson,this teacher walked in to use the book cupboard and on his back was several labels 'jelly lips'(his nickname) ' whistle at me if you think I'm ugly' and some I couldn't possibly repeat on here. The whole class erupted into uncontrollable laughter, and even my stern English teacher joined in, and we almost persuaded her not to tell him, but she did, his poor face when he came out was a deep shade of scarlet. After that he toughened up, especially on the class that did it to him, by the time I left he was the most feared teacher in the school !! I will do the board of shame shortly lol. You lot have got me laughing again xx

Computer Blonde You have just reminded of something when I was in the 5th year. 2 of my friends and I had birthdays on 3 consecutive days, so we filled a pop bottle with vodka and orange and drank it in english. We never got caught for that one. Yippee Jackie

Hi again I was going to state that I had been a really good girl at school.... Then I remembered being in the 6th Form - such a great time! .....turning the common room furniture into an obstacle course for a friend's pet rabbit that we smuggled in.... ...organising a wine tasting session in the Girls toilets, and then being too wrecked to go to any lessons for the rest of the day.... ...when we had passed our driving tests, all going to school in a friend's Mums car, and her reversing onto a concrete bollard where it got stuck, and us having to round up a number of male teachers to lift it off for us... I think I'd better stop now! lol Sharon xx

oh we would be here all day if I got started on that one.lol. I remember in about 2nd year at school, in art, I hated art cos I can't draw for toffee. We were painting and I use to sit next to a nice girl called Helen Garlick. She was using her brush and had black paint on it, the bristles of the brush splashed a tiny speck of paint over her face, as she put her brush to the paper. She turned round to me and said 'catherine Have I got paint on me face' 'Yes I said, I'll get a paper towel and wipe it off for you' So I decided to get the paper towel, (with her closing her eyes,) and dipped it in the black paint, then proceeded to wipe her face with it.pmsl. She smelt it and said 'oy what you doing' The teacher a nice guy told her off, for letting me do that to her in the first place. And I didn't get a roasting. We had a good laugh about it after. er glue on the door handles....maybe later. catherine xx

I was a good girl in school until I turned 14 then I decided it was a fine time to rebell. My friend and I thought it would be fun to buy sachets of tomato ketchup and squirt it under bannisters and door handles. I know its a waste of food, destructive, and unhygenic (that was the lecture I got from my mum) but at the time I found it funny to watch. Sorry. (well I was after I had the cane) I also spent most of my breaks prefect dodging which was a game a big group of us liked to play. What you had to do was try to get the prefect let you in with excuses like I need to go to the toilet, I need to see the nurse etc. if this failed either climb through a window or barge through a door then taunt the said prefect into chasing you round the school. My defence for this one is that it gave us plenty of exercise and at least we weren't smoking. It didn't wash with the headmaster either lol Jackie

Brilliant Jeff lol

Jeff thats Classicxxpmslx Strump?????????????????*wags finger* i like this thread....it's all coming out now...........lOlx