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CAN EVERYONE STOP WHAT THEY ARE DOING AS BC
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Silly Sausage | Report | 17 Nov 2006 16:01 |
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No he knows.....cant find the other one.. |
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TOR | Report | 17 Nov 2006 16:01 |
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Spent years trying to teach offside rule to OH (a Male with no interest in football) he finally got it and then they changed the Beeping rule. T.O.R. ;~)) |
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ButtercupFields | Report | 17 Nov 2006 15:50 |
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Snap! So did I!! Did you want your OH to see how clever you are? LOL |
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Silly Sausage | Report | 17 Nov 2006 15:44 |
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YEPEEEEEEEEEEE found it |
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Georgette | Report | 25 Aug 2006 21:17 |
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*Nods wisely* Absolutely..very clear now...oh yes :o) Helenxx |
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Guinevere | Report | 25 Aug 2006 21:15 |
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Chunks sent me this - which seems to explain everything clearly - You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes! At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and 'whilst it is in flight' you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes! BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has 'actually been thrown', it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE! |
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Researching: |
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Animal Lover | Report | 25 Aug 2006 21:13 |
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The offside rule is ... in laymans terms and highly simplified ...A player is offside if, at the time the ball is played, he is nearer to the goal line than ten of the opposition players. It also appears to depend on what teams are playing and who the refs are! AL |
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KEITH H | Report | 25 Aug 2006 19:40 |
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lol |
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Silly Sausage | Report | 25 Aug 2006 19:37 |
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Ok Chunky monkey in goal..........you can play midfield...cause your slim and play either end... |
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KEITH H | Report | 25 Aug 2006 19:36 |
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START NEW TEAM GENES UTD |
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Silly Sausage | Report | 25 Aug 2006 19:34 |
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We are talking premier League........I would never shower with Liverpool players...lol |
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KEITH H | Report | 25 Aug 2006 19:32 |
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and am not bad a football lol |
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KEITH H | Report | 25 Aug 2006 19:32 |
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i can still play a bit |
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Silly Sausage | Report | 25 Aug 2006 19:31 |
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OUR Shower......Keith I take it you have now taken up football... |
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KEITH H | Report | 25 Aug 2006 19:30 |
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and she has to use our shower |
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KEITH H | Report | 25 Aug 2006 19:29 |
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no kissing ok as long as we can kiss the women ref yes |
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Silly Sausage | Report | 25 Aug 2006 19:28 |
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Yeah they could kiss me, |
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Sandra B | Report | 25 Aug 2006 19:26 |
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and no kissing each other , Yuk ! |
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Silly Sausage | Report | 25 Aug 2006 19:20 |
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Yep Keith don;t you agree.... yeah BC I would make em curtsyand not let them spit on the pitch they would have to blow there nose on a hankie, tucked up their sleaves...lol |
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ButtercupFields | Report | 25 Aug 2006 19:20 |
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Yeh Hayley! If I was a Ref I would make them touch their forelocks before thy spoke to me! LOL |
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