General Chat

My hero..................lol

Bless him ......it was a big one , scutterling across the kitchen floor , whilst I stood on the table ( coward that I am )......in he came an ate it all up . I love my dog...........lol

LOL hi Amanda,that's better than a Dyson ..(my Son was disgusted when I told him about sucking up the HUGE spider on the living room wall!),but..........*trembles....spider must have escaped cos he/she wasn't in Dyson the next day........eeeek and I keep looking for it...........bring your dog around here....please lol

Be scared...be very scared!

There is nothing so evil as a 'uge, 'orible, 'airy spider intent on revenge!

lol

Allan

Mau.............get a dog and name it Dyson.........best of both worlds then..........lol

I've had a few big ones in the house just lately and I canny abide them !

Lol Allan..............I knew you pop up to poke fun at us wimps............lol : ))

Hi Amanda

Sorry, I just couldn't resist it!

lol

Allan

lol you again Allan,stop it you're scaring us!! ;O)

"here Dyson good dog eat your supper all up"....there are some huge spiders around,where do they come from? can't remember seeing them so big! urrgh

But are they amplified by fear and excitement ?? Fishermen always say the fish they nearly caught was yea big ..................and the spider that one saw was definitely to big to fit all it's legs into the timidly proffered glass.

G'day from Oz, Mau.....

.....where the spiders are HUGE!!

Allan

G'day Allan...............are the spider in Oz really big ? or just a lot more spiteful than British ones...............I've never been out of the UK and can't imagine actually having to live close by to deadly things.............lol

ahem don't want to win a prize or anything Allan but,....spider in room was bigger than the one we had in our room in Australia in 2004....lol

yep...some can grow to a fair size.

Although, the most deadly one is found in most homes and garages and doesn't grow very big. It's called a daddy long legs. You can handle it with impunity as its fans are too small to penetrate human skin.

Scientists have analyzed its venom and yes it would be extremely venomous to humans fi it could bite.

We have huntsman spiders here in WA which can grow to a fair size and in the bush there are actual species of bird-eating spiders


Allan

Oh dear Amanda...............I think Mrs Spider isn't too happy. lol :o))

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Since I put this up there has been a BIG spider discovered ( to much horror ) every couple of days !!
I'm sitting on my computer chair with my feet tucked under me just in case...........lol
OH just spotted a MASSIVE one in the kitchen , it barely fits into a pint glass .
Is any one else suffering from a similar invasion ?

My " spider dance " has never been so often as the past few weeks . It never ceases to make my OH laugh his head off.........lol

send this dog round one ran across my bed this morning at 6.45!!!!!

Amanda .......I hate them to ..and can do the spider dance and spider scream and run

Ohhhhh Nooooo..........not on your bed !!! Horrors !!

I thought I'd got the fear under control but this is starting to tip me back towards the edge............lol

Oh! Come on ladies,

They were probably money spiders

lol

Allan

yep in my bed ....cant think about going to bed as hubby is out!!!


Money !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......well this one was taking it coz he was huge !!!

hubby thort his luck was in as I jumped on top of him and then ran!!!

If they are money spiders Allan.......then I'm looking forward to being THAT rich...........lol...........then I can buy lots of sellotape to seal all the vents in the house up and stop the bu**ers getting in !

To paraphrase Blake

"Spider, spider, burning bright, jumps on bed in dead of night"

it's those eight legs: champion high-jumpers

rofl (and not doing the spider dance..also known as the tarentella!)

Allan