General Chat

well today i got up a 6.30am .........had a cuppa......and *came to* for half an hour reading all the carp that went on on the boards whilst I was asleep.

After that I woke the girls up at 7 am........and gave them breakfast......bad mum that I am I allowed them to watch TV whilst eating brekkie.......

at half seven the battle to get dressed, have a wash, clean their teeth and have their hair put up started......not to be envied I can assure you..........

Eight am..........battle still in progress

eight thirty........both smart and ready for school.....

(OH taking them as we're trying to run only one car petrol wise at the mo)

3 .40pm.........girls home

4pm......homework, reading, times tables and chat about what happened at school today ..........

5.00pm dinner.......they didn't like my bubble and squeak.......philistines !!!!! (sp)

6pm bath

7.30pm.............BED and peace :0)

*slaps self for obviously failing somewhere in my daily routine*

MAYBE lousy means flea ridden

*scratches head and gets OH to check for nits*

PMSL

There's a 6.30am????

*shocked*

Muffy you can get stuff from the chemist...if your lousy lol

Muffy ......I must be one to then coz I got up at 7 and

we didnt have a home made meal we ate fish and chips out the paper .........

is this a club I can now join.....

You can pull them out of your *below* raea by hand ....that makes you more Lousy............

This is what comes of having a perm. Nits love them apparently lolol

MY HAIR IS POKER STRAIGHT FGS

*sobs*

Send for nitty Nora

Muffy, I find this oddly addictive. I hope you are going to continue your online diary....however just a piece of advice, you need to add your age a la Adrian Mole style eg Secret Diary of a lousy Mother aged 27 3/4...you are 27 aren't you? ;)

Trouble is SRS I'm not profoundly in love with Pandora.

I think this fact could well make it less interesting LOL xx

**I'll take 27.....no probs......I was a child bride *winks* lol xx

Muffy, there is no mention of any ironing being done?....

awww not out the paper!!! i hope health n safty dont read this,

i must be realy bad my son doesnt wake till 9 "ish"

altho this morning we were up n bathed n dressed by 9. and cleaned up "the hoover could wait i loathe hoovering" but i did it at 4 lol


i then sat for 2 hours, with the door open in the freezing cold, while he played out "im such a bad mum letting him play out int his cold" jst like the school do lmaoooo

That was done between 8,30 and 3.50 Whirls pmsl

I also managed to groom me poodle while the girls were at school.......and very smart she looks too :0)

That's true ......that may attract a certain kind of reader Muffy lol However, I think you still may clinch a book deal with the the flea/lice interest.

*ponders*.........I do havea very state of the art nit comb SRS......it has to be said........................

I've been a lousy mother for a lot longer than you have Muffy, so if you want any advice...

Muffy ....please stop smiling ...you are ment to be a lousy mother here not smiling about what you have done ....

PMSL

EDIT .....just want to point out you didnt clean their teeth!!!

i dread the day we get "lice" so can we stop tlkin bout it now coz im scratching
oh muffy im a much worse mum than u, my son is sleeping out at nanas on a school night hahaha

did you use the GHD's on ya poodle Muffy?

Noooooooo I think you'll find they were cleaning their teeth at around half seven LOL

*preens*