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Todays subject for the board of shame is: What was the naughiest thing you ever did at school??? Come on, you can tell me, I promise I won't tell the headmaster !!

BOARD OF SHAME Ann in Glos - Chalking WC on school friends back Jeff Martin - Turning the classroom around Jackie - TWO ENTRIES today - Prefect baiting and getting sloshed on vodka in English lesson Jenny Wren - for custarding a teacher (even if it was accidental lol)

Wow, I can breath a sigh of relief, I was a good girl at school so have nothing to confess today ;-)))))))

Nothing, as wasnt there enough!!!!! lol!!!!

I was a good girl at school. I did get into trouble a few times, but most of the time managed to get away with it. Joanne (my still best mate) and i decided to bunk off in our 5th year. All was going well til we realised we had our ingredients for the DS lesson. It was a winter stew..........no probs, we set about cooking it in her kitchen, both stews were beyond discription i suppose and we were caught out because of the dire taste, joannes mum recalls that well, wonder if my mum does? Another 'day off' i decided to take was again with Joanne so we could see our boyfriends Steve and Tim (who were on a proper day off), unfortunately, one i had spelt mums name wrong (only me eh) on my absense note and two, Miss Lamb my Year Head spotted me in town and i arrived home to be greeted by not just Miss Lamb, but Mum! A thing i regret about school....i hated my maths teacher Mr Weir and i made his life hell in his lessons (he died the year after i left and i still to this day think it was the pure shock that i was finally out of his life).......anyway, in my maths exam.....i wrote on the paper my name and ' i dont like maths and i dont like this exam' and got up and left the room! Oh dear.....several memories are popping up....i might return lol

I was mostly too much of a mouse to get up to mischief. But one D Science lesson we made stew and were allowed to eat it for lunch. We found grated cheese in the DS room and assumed it was for us so sprinkled it on our stew!!! it was the teacher's lunch! Ann Glos

I had two detentions in my school 'life'. One for chalking a girl's initials on the back of her cardigan. Her name was Wendy C..... And the other for swinging around the pole of the bus platform while it was waiting in the bus station, minus the all important beret. So very tame really. Ann Glos

I was too quiet at school - can you believe it!! - but do remember one day in Infants when my Aunty Mary waltzed into the classroom and asked the teacher if Gerard, her son, and I could have a cream bun each. So there we were eating cream buns and drinking our bottle of milk with 30 odd pair of eyes staring at us. Would not be allowed today - should add this was early 1950's Mary in Spain

Where shall I start. Remember bunking off school with about 6 mates. Went to my house as my parents were at work, sneaked in throught the back thinking no one would see us, only to be seen my our next door neighbour, who told mum. Luckily she didn't tell my dad as I really would have been in trouble. Never did it again. Another time remember going to Chester with about 16 friends both from our school and a neighbouring school (we were 17 at the time). We went to the off licence, bought beer and wine to drink in the park and just my luck, bump into a policeman as I'm leaving the shop. Luckily he didn't catch me, but some of the others had magic mushrooms (not myself I have to say) and on the Monday in school, one of the lads got caught with some and snitched on us all in Chester. We were in big trouble for that and my mum and dad were furious. I always went out of school at break and lunchtime for a smoke and if the teachers came looking, it was always me that got caught, never my friends. Jojo x

Nothing i can think off yet but can tell you what my drama teacher and his mate did... One day he and his mate were visiting London and were in an underground station...They decided to play a trick and both got on all fours, people became curious and asked why and he explained that he'd last a contact lence, after about 20 people nelt down to help they both got up and left....He always wondered how long they were crawling before they realised..

JoJo..were u my best mate??lolxxxx Muffy...where do i start...i'll have to think of the best ones.......i'll be back..

My OH and some friends once turned around the entire classroom. It had a door at both ends an a blackboard both ends, so they just utrned all the desks round. The teacher know something was wrong but couldn't quite ut her finger on it.....

April Fools Day......... swimming pool, a person who remains nameless pretended to drown and the teacher (Miss Foley) jumped in dressed in tracksuit etc.........thankfully for us 15 year olds she had a good sense of humour. *blushes and walks away*.

Jeff thats Classicxxpmslx Strump?????????????????*wags finger* i like this thread....it's all coming out now...........lOlx

Brilliant Jeff lol

I was a good girl in school until I turned 14 then I decided it was a fine time to rebell. My friend and I thought it would be fun to buy sachets of tomato ketchup and squirt it under bannisters and door handles. I know its a waste of food, destructive, and unhygenic (that was the lecture I got from my mum) but at the time I found it funny to watch. Sorry. (well I was after I had the cane) I also spent most of my breaks prefect dodging which was a game a big group of us liked to play. What you had to do was try to get the prefect let you in with excuses like I need to go to the toilet, I need to see the nurse etc. if this failed either climb through a window or barge through a door then taunt the said prefect into chasing you round the school. My defence for this one is that it gave us plenty of exercise and at least we weren't smoking. It didn't wash with the headmaster either lol Jackie

oh we would be here all day if I got started on that one.lol. I remember in about 2nd year at school, in art, I hated art cos I can't draw for toffee. We were painting and I use to sit next to a nice girl called Helen Garlick. She was using her brush and had black paint on it, the bristles of the brush splashed a tiny speck of paint over her face, as she put her brush to the paper. She turned round to me and said 'catherine Have I got paint on me face' 'Yes I said, I'll get a paper towel and wipe it off for you' So I decided to get the paper towel, (with her closing her eyes,) and dipped it in the black paint, then proceeded to wipe her face with it.pmsl. She smelt it and said 'oy what you doing' The teacher a nice guy told her off, for letting me do that to her in the first place. And I didn't get a roasting. We had a good laugh about it after. er glue on the door handles....maybe later. catherine xx

Hi again I was going to state that I had been a really good girl at school.... Then I remembered being in the 6th Form - such a great time! .....turning the common room furniture into an obstacle course for a friend's pet rabbit that we smuggled in.... ...organising a wine tasting session in the Girls toilets, and then being too wrecked to go to any lessons for the rest of the day.... ...when we had passed our driving tests, all going to school in a friend's Mums car, and her reversing onto a concrete bollard where it got stuck, and us having to round up a number of male teachers to lift it off for us... I think I'd better stop now! lol Sharon xx

Computer Blonde You have just reminded of something when I was in the 5th year. 2 of my friends and I had birthdays on 3 consecutive days, so we filled a pop bottle with vodka and orange and drank it in english. We never got caught for that one. Yippee Jackie

We used to have great fun putting newly qualified teachers through the mill when I was at High School. One guy was really young looking, and I am afraid he used to get the worst of it. There was a phase where labels were being stuck on peoples backs...... you can imagine the sort of thing 'kick me' and so on. One day whilst in my English lesson,this teacher walked in to use the book cupboard and on his back was several labels 'jelly lips'(his nickname) ' whistle at me if you think I'm ugly' and some I couldn't possibly repeat on here. The whole class erupted into uncontrollable laughter, and even my stern English teacher joined in, and we almost persuaded her not to tell him, but she did, his poor face when he came out was a deep shade of scarlet. After that he toughened up, especially on the class that did it to him, by the time I left he was the most feared teacher in the school !! I will do the board of shame shortly lol. You lot have got me laughing again xx